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Showing posts with label potty training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label potty training. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Wash Wednesday: STOP CLOGGING THE TOILET!!!

My son has been potty trained since he was two. Ma'am (my mom) trained him in a weekend. She's pretty amazing. But the appropriate level of toilet paper is something he hasn't grasped.

If there is toilet paper on the roll, he's using it. All of it. And somehow, still doesn't get clean.

At least once a week, I hear a flush, water running and the "MOMMY!" that strikes fear in my heart and gets me running. Thankfully, my dad taught me how to shut the water off at the bottom of the bowl to stop the flooding...that is, if I get there in time.

And then there's the floaters. Ew. And how much water has run over. So what's a mom to do? Everyone has a collection of towels that has lost it's fluff over time, that accidentally got bleached etc. I call those my "potty towels". I use them to soak up the potty water and throw them in the washer (on hot of course).

What I'm thinking of doing it using an empty box of kleenex and making that Liam's paper box. After he goes to the bathroom, I refill a specific amount of toilet paper in the box for him to use.

But if any other moms have tips or tricks for toilet paper abusers, please share. Because my potty towels are sure getting a work out.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Food Friday: Travel Snacks--And A Trusty Jug

As you're well aware, we traveled in the car with three boys under the age of 6.

Granted it was only four hours. But it was four hours. I knew we needed snacks of some sort. Because "it's only four hours" quickly turned in to "it hasn't been four hours?" 20 minutes outside of town our kindergartner asked, "Are we there yet?"

I picked up some snacks before the trip. I knew we'd need something to drink and I was excited to see that individual bottled waters were on sale at Target. I picked up animal crackers and Pringles to munch on. Pringles isn't something we usually purchase but it was in a seal-able container and a little less messy than regular chips. Animal crackers are something everyone can enjoy and aren't as messy as regular cookies. But it wasn't the snacks purchase that ended up surprising me at the end of the trip.

Boy, I was I glad I bought the bottled water. You see, when you're traveling with a kindergartner, you have to be prepared for anything. On the last leg of our trip, 30 miles from the nearest rest area on I-35 (and only 10 minutes since we left a gas station and said "are you sure you don't have to go), he announced, "I have to go potty." Ug.
I said, "Can you hold it?"
"No. I have to go real bad. I can just go in nature," he said, pointing to the farmland. I knew that wasn't going to happen. We were not going to risk ourselves pulling over on a 70 MPH Interstate just to let him tinkle.

So I did what any mom would do. I chugged my water jug empty and handed it to him. "Put your penis" (yes, we use the medical term for reproductive organs in our home) "in the jug and go pee". He laughed, looked at me, and then knew I was serious.

To be honest, I couldn't believe I was saying it. But, a mother has to do what a mother has to do. He giggled the entire time he was going to the bathroom. He handed the pee jug back to me (um, thanks) where I put the lid on and put it in our garbage sack.

So if you're potty training or have small children who really can't hold it, it's always helpful to have a container that can double as a pee jug. You never know when you're going to need it. It's better to have pee in a jug than pee all over the seat, the clothes, the car seat, the kid etc.


Thanks, Target, for having bottled water on sale. If it hadn't been for the sale, I don't think I would have bought it. And we would have a mess on our hands.
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